Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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