they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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