Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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