white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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