yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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