so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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