He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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