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(502): View more from Kentucky

Me too. Send a cab. Order food.

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(502): Me too. Send a cab. Order food. http://tfl.nu/uwpo

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(218): View more from Minnesota

My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.

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(218): My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles. http://tfl.nu/kfaj

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(864): View more from South Carolina

u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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(864): u downloaded tardy 4 the party (864): then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record http://tfl.nu/h7n2

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.

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(612): i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited. http://tfl.nu/7k6j

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on

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(610): you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on http://tfl.nu/unra

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(574): View more from Indiana

So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore

(209): View more from California

You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?

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(574): So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore (209): You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect? http://tfl.nu/4y0y

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(518): View more from New York

it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.

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(518): it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime. http://tfl.nu/6fla

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.

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(832): I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see. http://tfl.nu/uq0v

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(301): View more from Maryland

Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent

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(301): Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent http://tfl.nu/21ar

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.

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(717): Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/70l7

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.

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(304): Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad. http://tfl.nu/m6pm

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.

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Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.

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(814): I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work. (1-814): Either he has bad timing or he wants to join. http://tfl.nu/sgyz

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(647): View more from Ontario

Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown

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(647): Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown http://tfl.nu/pnt1

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(757): View more from Virginia

And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"

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(757): And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!" http://tfl.nu/qrns

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.

(518): View more from New York

I'm not going to ask which end you used.

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(502): So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor. (518): I'm not going to ask which end you used. http://tfl.nu/pddo

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