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  (360): View more from Washington

  is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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  (360): is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect? (503): Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam? http://tfl.nu/p9dl
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together

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  (570): you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together http://tfl.nu/6q67
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.

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  (828): Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying. http://tfl.nu/gcnz
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.

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  (785): We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson. http://tfl.nu/vrgn
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  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Is he smart?

  (1-952): View more from Minnesota

  Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.

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  (952): Is he smart? (1-952): Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half. http://tfl.nu/hxnn
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  (219): View more from Indiana

  I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal

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  (219): I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal http://tfl.nu/2jng
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches

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  (231): You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches http://tfl.nu/iwei
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'

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  (734): he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?' http://tfl.nu/pjxw
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?

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  (717): Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon? http://tfl.nu/o6hv
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  I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness

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  (610): I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness http://tfl.nu/gzkv
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  (660): View more from Missouri

  I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.

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  It's called being normal.

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  (660): I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals. (417): It's called being normal. http://tfl.nu/c2qe
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Damn, well, it could always be worse

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  For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad

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  (423): Damn, well, it could always be worse (1-423): For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad http://tfl.nu/5yq7
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW

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  (614): I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW http://tfl.nu/pbp6
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?

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  (270): My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts? http://tfl.nu/2qhw
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.

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  (218): Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda. http://tfl.nu/b4lx
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