It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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