I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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