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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl

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  you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

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• (831): View more from California

  im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me

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• (415): View more from California

  That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You can't die you're my only democrat family member

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