i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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