I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he shaved USA in his pubs
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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