Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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