Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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