Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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