to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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