This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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