She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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