My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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