Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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