so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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