And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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