i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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