Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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