He is such a slut. More and more my type.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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