Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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