i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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