Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Two words: nipple clamps
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