Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
COCAINE IS GR8
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