So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's official drugs can't kill me
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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