He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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