i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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