we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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