So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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