My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
What did we do last night that was yellow?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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