For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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