Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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