were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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