He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Jerry, you need to find god
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The struggles of a small town man whore
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful