Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants