nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.