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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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