I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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