He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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