Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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