my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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