she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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