How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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