Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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