ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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