Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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