Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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