found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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