I'm laying in your front yard are you home
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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