He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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