i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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