Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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