Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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