are you still at the devil's house?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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